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PostSubject: Break wish game.   Fri Jul 09, 2010 3:15 am

This is how it works.
The person posts a wish and then makes the wish come true (of the person posting above yours) THEN you must BREAK/TWIST the wish.

Ex.
person 1 - I wish that I had a pineapple.

person 2 - I wish I had 1 billion bucks.

You get your pineapple. Then it falls in your dick and you fall down and smack your head on a table
and bleed to death!

person 3 - I wish I had a big floppy donkey dick.

You get 1 billion bucks but you become mentally insane and fry all of it and eventually it comes out
your asshole because you digested it.





I WILL START THE GAME.

I wish I had a cookie.




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PostSubject: Re: Break wish game.   Fri Jul 09, 2010 3:18 am

I wish I had starcraft 2

Your cookie crumbles and you cry yourself into insomnia and skitzophrenia
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PostSubject: Re: Break wish game.   Fri Jul 09, 2010 4:05 am

I wish I could fly.

You get starcraft 2, you play until your eyes go bad and you can't see very well. Then you go to sleep and the next day you become blind. You go to get the phone in your kitchen and trip over a bead on the ground, hit the knife rack and the fall on the ground. Meanwhile, the knives you bumped into are knocked sideways and start to slip. One by one they slip into your chest. You die slowly and painfully.
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PostSubject: Re: Break wish game.   Fri Jul 09, 2010 4:18 am

I wish I could give the world immortality

You are granted the wish to fly. Immediately you jump off of a rock and, without knowledge of how exactly you are suppose to fly, you go plummeting for a mile down to earth and land head first into an ocean instantly killing you from impact of a massive brain contusion and a skull fracture that sends thousands of shards of your skull into your body and it obliterates your heart and lungs.
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PostSubject: Re: Break wish game.   Fri Jul 09, 2010 4:20 am

I wish I could own noobz liek leeroy jenkins!

The world becomes immortal but then all of a sudden chuck norris pops out and goes all rebel and kills all of them.

***Nothing is immortal to Chuck Norris ---btw.
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PostSubject: Re: Break wish game.   Fri Jul 09, 2010 4:22 am

I wish Bruce Lee was still alive

Bruce Lee pops out of no where instantly kicking Chuck Norris' ass and ripping him in half with 1 karate chop
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PostSubject: Re: Break wish game.   Fri Jul 09, 2010 1:07 pm

I wish I could hunt.

Bruce Lee rises from his grave, but after having his body part decayed, as soon as he gets up, his limbs fall off one by one and dies from shock.
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PostSubject: Re: Break wish game.   Sat Jul 10, 2010 1:07 am

I wish i could break Slug's skii's

You go hunting and Dick Chaney shoots you and kills you
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PostSubject: Re: Break wish game.   Sat Jul 10, 2010 1:09 am

You broke my skis but then i bought new ones cuz i sued ur fucking ass nigger. The skis you broke become a weapon i use to beat you to death bitch! Smile

I WISH FOR AIMBOTZ
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PostSubject: Re: Break wish game.   Sat Jul 10, 2010 1:17 am

You get aimbots and then lotus ban your ass forever and maana cant save you because your VAC banned so you can never play CSS again.

I wish I have sex with every girl in the world
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PostSubject: Re: Break wish game.   Mon Jul 12, 2010 1:27 am

:O cruel person Razz

You begin to live your dream but then after the 2nd girl, your dick explodes and you kill the girl you were with. You get arrested for manslaughter and put in jail for life. In jail, you drop the soap, and the rest is self-explanatory.

I wish for an m4 airsoft gun!
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PostSubject: Re: Break wish game.   Mon Jul 12, 2010 6:41 am

You get an airsoft gun but it is a real gun... you shoot your family with it without knowing and the police arrest you. You are charged with 4 counts of murder and are sentenced to death row.

I wish I could play but I'm in germany Sad
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PostSubject: Re: Break wish game.   Mon Jul 12, 2010 10:32 am

you are magicly teleported to USA But in the usa you see the tons of McDonalds and begin eating big macs where eventualy you gain 250 pounds. You end up dying from cholesterol, heart, and brain problems from the big macs.

I wish I was sexy oops i already am Sexier* Wink
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PostSubject: Re: Break wish game.   Tue Jul 13, 2010 11:59 am

You become so sexy that 20 girls rip off your dick and you die of blood loss.

I wish I had good humor like Cpt.Facepalm
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PostSubject: Re: Break wish game.   Wed Jul 14, 2010 5:36 pm

You become as funny as the great Captain Facepalm but Captain Facepalm becomes funnier and you begin a downward spiral of saddness until it eats away at your soul and your found hanging in a closet with a bullet wound to the head.

I wish that I had 3 wishes
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PostSubject: Re: Break wish game.   Wed Jul 14, 2010 5:52 pm

You get three wishes but you wish for money, girls, and a huge dick. The dick gets so fucking big that it explodes and you die of shock...dejavu?

I wish for poop.
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PostSubject: Re: Break wish game.   Wed Jul 14, 2010 6:04 pm

A huge ass gorrilia comes into your room and shits in your mouth he shits so much and you slowly choke to death as the shit seeps out of your eyes ears and nose.

I wish slugs wish break was invalid
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PostSubject: Re: Break wish game.   Thu Jul 15, 2010 1:24 am

My wish break is invalid but you suck so i'm not gonna listen to you!
This is how to officially end it.


I wish you wouldn't break my wish.
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